a major hodgepodge

So this is a random collections of thoughts that have become one post. Good luck figuring out where one begins and one ends. And they aren’t connected, I really do mean random.

My aunt and I were on the phone last night. The usual conversation ensued: about the wee ones, my job, when I’m going to regain my sanity and move back to the proper coast. My response to that was I’m not ready for it yet (I love my winter coats too much to give them up. And then it was just hysertical because she was like: so yeah…today I was hiking and Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson hiked past me…together. And any normal people would have probably been like, wow, and then topic changed. Nope, celebrity gossip me instantly went: “But! But! Sam is supposed to have a restraining order against her!” Like this actually affects me. What I should care more about is try to get my aunt on the scoring stage of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, much bigger deal.

I love the Natucket Nectars’ Pomegranate Pear juice.

So I have this great recap of my life story, that could be offensive to some, but oh heavens, has it been making the rounds via email for people in need of a laugh. I may need to include it in my memoirs one day, when I won’t feel guilt but will instead just laugh at how ridiculous I am.

The love I have for purses is pretty bad, like I don’t know how many I own…which yes is a problem. So when I took the new job I promised myself no new handbags/totes (at least no expensive one, in all honesty it actually was no Kate Spade in 2009). And I’ve made it to almost-May without one (last year I had acquired 3 with my tax refund) and I may in fact cave. Cause there is a tote, that I love, that was $155 and is now $62.50. I mean seriously, $62.50 and free shipping. I want it, I crave it, and if I can’t have a boy I need it. We’re going to see how this goes.

My desk at the office is a wreck. Like, whoa.

I need to cook and bake like whoa. This is the reason I need to live with people, and not alone anymore. Cause my list includes: buttermilk ice cream, homemade guacamole, tortilla chips, chocolate souffle, crepes, triple layer cakes, and so so much more. I need people to volunteer to be professional eaters. Thanks.

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