To kick off the roomie’s birthday, a group of us decided to fully embrace the tourist mentality and spend 90 minutes on a segway. Because Ericka enjoys a good pun, I knew that only Segs in the City would do for us. They were fantastic and took our “we don’t need an actual tour but don’t mind our over-the-top patriotic dress” in stride. We ended the day with a picnic in West Potomac Park, where patriotism and charcuterie collided. And you know, a little tree climbing.